A caretaker function for Boris is not the right description as ours has to fix things, as part of his job.
Still not all is lost. After the catering lady left her position it's understood Boris managed to find the manual for the Teasmade. He remarked, ‘I have a whiteboard for the list of names for sugar and milk, which can be rewritten at short notice. AND the missus can bake delicious scones (or scons), whatever.’
story by: syntaxerror01
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