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PM Considering Giving Every Household in the UK one billion pounds

In what is being seen as an increasingly desperate measure to hang on to his job, Number 10 insiders have revealed that the Prime Minister is considering giving every household in the UK a one-off payment of one billion pounds to help combat rising living costs.

The unnamed source said that: "Nothing is off the table in terms of how Machiavellian Boris will be if it means saving his own skin"

And whilst opposition parties and think tanks have questioned the plans, a YouGov poll of 50,000 people has shown that 99.9% of people would be happy for Boris Johnson to remain PM if such a scheme was rolled out.

A spokesman for Keir Starmer told our reporter that Labour would give people two billion pounds.

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