Religious groups around the world have been hit as God has announced that from September, prayers would only be answered via 5G.
Even the Vatican has echoed the complaints; "5G service is quite patchy around here", said a disgruntled Pope, "I was close to negotiating world peace, an end to hunger and Donald Trump being sent prison when I realised there was no signal and only one request got received. So, fingers crossed.
Several problems have arisen in recent years, when international treaties have been affected by unforseen events which make their implementation inappropriate or politically difficult. From now on the
Several ‘opening’ events at Manchester’s Co-op Live arena have been called off, including a gig by Peter Kay who must now remember things by himself. Now the £365 million fire hazard has hit back, unv
Mayor of London Sadiq Khan announced today that, if re-elected, he intends to introduce “Audi or above” lanes on London’s roads. ”It’s an idea we’ve been toying with for a while,” he told journalists
