Queen to give Trump a lap-dance
Rolling out the red carpet and the nipple tassels, Donald Trump will receive a state visit and a massage, with extras. To this end, Queen Elizabeth II will be expected to perform a burlesque involving a pack of trained corgis and two Russian fans of ‘water sports’. Critics have suggested that it is degrading for the Monarch but it cannot be worse than ‘It's a Royal Knockout’.
If you enjoyed this archive item, why not buy thousands of archive stories found in our eBooks, paperbacks and hardbacks?
Five go Dobbing in the Neighbours
 |  |  |