The PM has successfully managed to realign her party, somewhere to the right of Vlad the Impaler. Having secured an endorsement from France’s far-right National Front, Mrs May has redefined the ‘centre ground’ as the ninth circle of Dante’s inferno.
Standing in a £4000 dress, addressing a room full of millionaires, Theresa May explained that it was ‘international elites’ who were to blame for the mess her Government had made. A spokeswoman confirmed: ‘She was not talking about anyone here; international elites are swarthy types who speak with accents and run mysterious banking cartels. You know, like the ones Hitler warned us about’.
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