After as much hype and ridiculous promises as a Brexit bus, Amazon have finally released their multi-million pound turkey. And with dialogue as clunky as hobbit wearing platemail, this is the first Tolkien adaptation that will have you rooting for Sauron.
Bored of just firing money into space, Jeff Bezos has decided just to dump it all into a bottomless pit. Remarked one showrunner: 'Rings of Power was a waste of $500,000,000, which is still cheaper than Brexit.'