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Selfies to become legal tender

The UK Payments Council said: ‘This is a perfect synergy between 21st century banking and narcissism. Sort code will be determined by angle of camera tilt and their pout will replace customer's signatures. The main denominations will be in snaps of over-sexualized teenage girls with low self-esteem, blurry photos of your pocket and Kardashian side-boob. The banking industry has reiterated that revenge porn will not be an acceptable form of coinage, unless it involves Harry Styles.


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