Said one Hollywood agent: ‘It’s far easier to photograph phoney wedding cake and make sex noises whenever guests come to stay. Hypothetically...let's just say, you're an Oscar nominated sexagenarian who likes to fly planes and hum Bee Gee's hits. Well, just hypothetically. No basis in truth, whatsoever. But let’s say, hypothetically, you want to visit some same sex massage parlours – all you need is for Kelly Preston to keep her trap shut. Look it worked Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley. And definitely worked for Bert and Ernie’.