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Social Workers to be fast tracked to a nervous breakdown

After a five-week 'taster course', these students will be air-dropped, naked, into Britain’s Inner Cities. There they will have to fend for themselves, by competing for food with urban foxes.

The chief executive of Frontline said: ‘Too often Social Workers are bogged down with helping the weakest in society. Instead, they will now move straight to the career stage of habitual depression and drug use. Most can only dream of being publicly crucified by a pernicious Media and a litigious population. We can now make that living nightmare a reality.'


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