Anthropologists now believe Early Man needed to pulverise each other, not just to keep warm during the Ice Age. Certain primitive faces became deliberately provocative to encourage others to take a pop at them, one scientist explained:
‘It’s much more cathartic to hit a moron, than kick the dog.’
Human and ancestral skull reconstructions reveal the ideal facial shape is 17% journalist, 26% private school boy and 57% tw$t. One creationist countered: ‘Evolution is just a theory. Whereas if you wanted incontrovertible proof of the existence of God–‘. He was interrupted by being hit by a sock filled with manure, wielded by his wife. She confirmed: ‘He’s just got one of those faces.’
