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Sport where uniform called 'whites' shocked to discover it has racism problem

English Cricket is stumped by a report highlighting ‘racism, sexism, classism and elitism’. Both teams in a test cricket match are required to wear something literally called ‘whites’ – with the uniformity of the uniforms making an extra silly point.

One cricket aficionado awoke from a nap to say 'I declare it’s nice how the colonies can forget about all the conquering and the massacres of the indigenous population and the pillaging and have a nice civilised game of cricket. Cricket basically ended apartheid, you know. How’s that? Admittedly it took decades and isn’t really true, but you’re welcome!'

'Rain doesn’t stop racism - square legs and round holes and all that. Did that guy just say "googly"? Hilarious.'

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