Already the ‘Leave’ Leaders have the look of deer caught in the headlights of an oncoming juggernaut or of Boris Johnson at a paternity hearing. Many attest to not realising that they were playing with live ammo or that the banana, they were holding to their temple, was an actual gun.
The markets have re-valued the pound as the modern equivalent of Vietnam’s Dong or some coloured beads. While the PM said it had been challenging working a ‘mixed ability electorate’ and had asked if they could be given of 25% extra time, a scribe and pointy hat with the letter D on it.
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