SUBWAY® Staff braced for extra cheese on four nuclear subs‏

Matching the NATO target of spending 2% of GDP on sandwiches, the UK has outscored its nuclear deterrent to the ultimate in fast food deterrents. Although staff at the take-away will have their work cut out preparing the four submarines in their usual ten-minute window.

One staff member remarked: ‘It’s a relatively inexpensive weapons system, which comes with low-fat, apocalyptic toppings. Some argue that Trident is redundant, but we are confident the British public will swallow anything provided it is smeared in delicious BBQ sauce’.

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