With the intention of proving he is a man of his word, the Prime Minister intends to make a statement to the nation about how he intends to improve the reputation of his party; and by definition, the British government.
Newsbiscuit understands the statement will begin by outlining the massive task ahead is one that needs to be taken a step at a time and with this in mind, expects the PM to announce that corrupt ministers will be sacked on days that don't include a Y. It is hoped that February will have fewer government cock ups than anticipated in December and January.
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