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Tarot cards recalled as vague prediction sort of doesn't happen

Packs of tarot cards are being recalled after it was discovered that the vague, general predictions they generated only sort of happened. 

We first heard reports that people were being told that they have a "great desire to be liked" when they actually only had a "bit of a desire" to be liked.

Ron Jenkins of Clacton is one affected customer; 'I bought this pack as a Christmas present, it's going to be very inconvenient to return these and find an alternative. If only there was some way to have seen this coming.'

Muriel Jones of Harrogate was also a customer; 'I'd just done a reading which told me that I'm a gullible idiot who'll waste my money on buying some crap. Once I read that I knew there was something wrong with them.'

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