Rishi Sunak and Joe Biden have agreed a historic declaration last week. It's called the Atlantic Declaration. There is no truth in the rumour that it is named this way because it's wet or because it rhymes with frantic.
Here are the main points:
Joe Biden to be referred to as Mr President, and Rishi Sunak to be referred to as Mr President (keeps things simple).
America can extradite people from the UK wherever and whenever. The UK is entitled to ask for reciprocity.
Chlorinated chicken and deep fried Mars bars can be served at summits
Britain is welcome to keep trying to make American versions of its sitcoms work
UK to transition to driving on the right over the next twenty years, to assist the struggling US car industry
US-UK co-operation on nuclear power gives the UK the important job of looking after the waste
Liz Truss can never set foot on American soil
The Declaration is valid in perpetuity, or until the next presidential election, whichever comes first.