The psychopath did it
In a stunning turn of unforeseen events, Hollywood has made a blockbuster film where a character called Slashy Killman displays overt psychopathic behaviour from the outset, and then it turns out he committed a series of brutal murders.
'I just didn't see it coming,' said Gretchen Gates, a regular moviegoer from Los Angeles. 'Normally, the plots are baseline formulaic, so as not to flicker our brains into any level of contemplation, but this has blown my mind. It's so clever how it turned out it was the psychopath all along. I can't wait to see where they take it in the prequel.'