Things Prince Andrew is sweatier than

An elephant seal in a Turkish bath


A tin of Spam in an airing cupboard


Sir Philip Green at the BHS social club


A worm in a willywarmer


A bomb disposal expert with the hiccups


A ladybird in a field of venus flytraps


A tethered goat in Jurassic Park


A hedgehog in closet full of balloons


Boris Johnson on father's day


A zebra on a leopard crossing


A pervert in a bin full of tits


An ewok on Tatooine


A caber-tosser's jock strap


A morning after kebab


Chris Grayling on Mastermind.


A bomb disposal officer faced with a choice between cutting a green or a blue wire.


Boris Johnson surrendering his laptop for an Internet search history check


A wonky whelk at a woke Woking wake


A sausage on a sultry day


SteveB, Dagular, Chipchase, camz, Sinnick, Joanne Starkie


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