A spokesman said: 'Mr. Blair would be a worthy recipient of any unwanted 'Dad of the Year' socks or sectarian-themed cards. He cannot take the place of your deceased biological parents but he can take your oil. Maybe you’d like to stay with him over Christmas? What do you mean you don't celebrate Christmas? What's wrong with you people?!? Don't make Daddy angry - you wouldn't like him when he's angry.
‘Obviously you Iraqi children need to realise that new-Daddy had nothing to do with your parent's deaths. And if he did, you should be grateful that he prevented you from being exposed to extremists or two loving parents. Not that he had anything to do with it. He wasn't even in the same room. And even if he was, you can't prove anything - LOOK! WHAT'S THAT OVER THERE! ....Hmmm? What did you say? War, what war? I don't know what you mean'.
