A somewhat confused Canadian Parliament gave a standing ovation to a Ukranian SS soldier, while singing 'Heil Hitler Dir!', to the tune of 'O Canada'. They declared: 'If WW2 taught us anything, the only baddies were the Soviets.'
Wearing blackface in solidarity with coal miners, the PM explained that Hitler was a god-fearing anti-communist, and therefore could do no wrong. A spokesperson elaborated: 'The enemy of my enemy is my friend, which is why General Pinochet was such a great humanitarian.'
'Remember the Taliban? Look what a super bunch of guys they turned out to be.'