Trump bans transgender golden showers
Having revoked transgender student toilet rights, a Trump spokeswoman explained: 'This is about there being two genders; Mr Trump has no interest in gender-fluid fluid. Urination should be as God intended - between a man and two women - preferably prostitutes. If anything, the President is busy pissing money up the wall - a wall built by Mexicans, heterosexual Mexicans'.
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