Trump's legal woes mount as Lieutenant Columbo assigned to his case




Donald Trump's has an extra legal problem as Lieutenant Columbo of the Los Angeles police department has been assigned to his case.


Columbo is usually assigned to homicide but was recently put onto the Trump case by his "chief back at the department."


The chief explained; "I was watching some of Lieutenant Columbo's old cases, which have been conveniently prepared as television programmes and I realised that all the guilty people were rich bastards with plenty to hide and suddenly the shades fell from my eyes and Mr Trump fitted the profile."


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