Truth has admitted that she is expecting a child.
Rumours abound that Boris Johnson is the father, even though truth is more of a concept than an actual person. The rumours do have some credibility, however, as everyone knows that Boris did always have a strange relationship with the truth.
Mayor of London Sadiq Khan announced today that, if re-elected, he intends to introduce “Audi or above” lanes on London’s roads. ”It’s an idea we’ve been toying with for a while,” he told journalists
Having not had a war for at least a fortnight, the public are suspicious that the US is itchy to drop some democracy bombs on Tehran. One 3-star general denied they were softening public opinion for a
