UK experiences "anomaly" in the economy.
Observers say that they are "disappointed" after the UK economy nosed-dived after the much anticipated relaunch failed to gain enough height.
The pilot, Captain Sunak, made a safe take off of the PM 3 Dumbo. He then released the Hunt engineered Econ-bomb vehicle. All was thought to be going well. However, failure followed as the second stage failed. Pundits believe that the "anomaly" was caused by a lack of maths skills coupled with the failure of the 5-point booster which failed to move the craft into the anticipated orbit.
It has emerged that the take off nearly didn't take place at all as they had invited a Mr Kwarteng to make the countdown:
10, 9, 3, 6, 5, 2, 8, 1 Zero.