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UK to privatise capitalism


A trade spokesperson admitted: 'Satisfaction in the economy at an all-time low. Too long has the state been subsiding this poorly run sector.


'Clearly, the free market has been free loading. We need to get value for money, so to this end, we will be offering shares in share-holders. And we will be converting the Adam Smith Institute into a Poundland'.


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