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We need to talk about social media clichés

Humor klaxon! So I'm super excited to be sharing my latest project, a [checks notes] story made 100% from social media clichés.

POV: 1984 but instead of using Newspeak to control everyone's minds, the Party just spreads 10 memes until no-one can think in any other terms.

No one:

Literally not a single soul:

Me, with an inflated sense of the importance of the bees in my bonnet and my passing flights of fancy: sounds legit.

Don't forget to also check out my Medium, Substack, Instagram, Mastodon, LinkedIn, Pinterest, YouTube, TikTok, Reddit, Discord, Weibo, 4chan, 8chan, JackieChan, and TruthSocial where you can find all the same content as on here. And don't forget to spend money with my sponsors NerdVPN they're great! What's that? My Facebook? OK boomer...

Anyway, I know there's a lot going on right now - war, plague, poverty, corruption - but some personal news, delighted to be starting work as Senior Vice Deputy Head of Internal Procurement! Woop woop! Feel for all of you who didn't get the job obvs.


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