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Scientists now understand how a tiny creature from long ago evolved to doing away with an anus. Professor Magnus Trout from the Isle of Wight Institute of Natural Sciences explains:- “During the course of the development of life on Earth, nature tries all types of combinations – including those that end up in evolutionary dead ends – if you’ll pardon the pun. So for every creature such as this, there will be other mutations that will continue if they are successful. We know, for example, that...

The police have been called in after allegations have been aired on the BBC in relation to a certain unnamed political party. The broadcaster has suggested that the party has indulged in bribery, corruption, cronyism, sexual harassment, drunkenness, drug taking, criminal economic incompetence, criminal stupidity, hypocrisy, racism, lying to Parliament, homophobia, xenophobia and judging by the behaviour of the vast majority of members, hydrophobia. The Twittersphere is in meltdown whilst...