Following on from the furore surrounding Chancellor Rishi Sunak's wife's non-dom tax avoidance status, The Leader of The House of Commons, Jacob Rees-Mogg, has told a newspaper that he's been a paid practitioner of a deviant sexual practice involving bondage and flagellation, colloquially referred to as submission/domination, or, sub/dom for short, without declaring his earnings to the Inland Revenue. Speaking in The Sunday Times, Mogg, a devout Catholic, admitted: 'I've been involved in the...

In a surprise move, US President Donald Trump has begun devouring his own children after learning from his Greek Myths and Legends colouring-in book, that the ancient Greek Titan, Kronos, did the same thing to avoid being killed and overthrown by one of his kids.

The BBC came under criticism earlier today after announcing that a one-legged white dwarf will play American basketball legend Magic Johnson in a new series chronicling his life in sport, to be screened in the summer. Licence payers are incensed by what they see as a ridiculous attempt at diversity and unbridled political correctness. A spokesperson for the BBC told reporters: ‘We think it’s important to reflect society in real terms, and that’s what we’ve done here. ‘It’s our view that the...