The BBC came under criticism earlier today after announcing that a one-legged white dwarf will play American basketball legend Magic Johnson in a new series chronicling his life in sport, to be screened in the summer. Licence payers are incensed by what they see as a ridiculous attempt at diversity and unbridled political correctness. A spokesperson for the BBC told reporters: ‘We think it’s important to reflect society in real terms, and that’s what we’ve done here. ‘It’s our view that the...

There were calls for changes to The Dangerous Bureaucrats Act last night after a 3-year-old girl was admitted to Great Ormond Street...

Following recent successful negotiations with several museums in the UK for the return of looted artefacts, the Nigerian government are...