A Liverpool man living in Dartford for what neighbours describe as “a suspiciously long time to still sound like that” has formally declared himself a fully functioning adult after tidying a single drawer in his house. Ray, 48, who moved south 25 years ago, says the drawer, previously home to takeaway menus from restaurants that closed in the early 2000s (in Liverpool, inexplicably), three dead AA batteries, and a cable experts believe predates electricity, is now “a symbol of personal...