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Jul 4, 2026 ∙ 1 min
Man tastelessly watches World Cup and Wimbledon at the same time
After a hard day at work recycling his emails. Brad, 37, from Berkshire, hits the sofa just before 6pm and tastelessly watches the World Cup game on his TV, while also following Wimbledon on his phone. Brad defended his behaviour to the press. ‘While some have unfairly described this behaviour as erratic, I want to ensure everyone that I have trained long and hard for this. I have watched many TV series while also simultaneously scrolling through social media, and I never miss a single plot...
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Jul 1, 2026 ∙ 1 min
Keir Starmer to serve popcorn for leadership election
Following his charitable visit last week serving popcorn to students in a Milton Keynes Odeon, Keir Starmer has announced he will be setting up his own popcorn stand in the corner of the Labour Party’s upcoming leadership election. ‘He really got into the swing of it, scooping it into bags and adding toppings,’ said the Downing Street Press Secretary. ‘He said it felt like the first time in two years he was doing something that mattered. So he has decided that he will continue to serve...
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Nov 28, 2025 ∙ 2 min
Posh YouTubers solve cost of living crisis by not shopping at Waitrose
A pair of upper class YouTube stars are being hailed as heroes after devising an ingenious method for money saving during a time of...
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