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Join date: Aug 18, 2021
Dec 23, 2021 ∙ 2 min
Jedis disappointed with new ‘energy-saving’ lightsabers
Jedi knights have expressed anger at plans to phase out traditional lightsabers in favour of new, more environmentally-friendly models....
Nov 1, 2021 ∙ 1 min
Universe to shut down for a year to address 'design flaws'
User groups have today criticised God’s plans to close the Universe next year to carry out essential maintenance work. The decision...
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