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Dec 5, 2025 ∙ 2 min
Voyager One ‘probably not coming back’, admits NASA
After reaching the milestone of one light-day in distance away from Earth, NASA has reluctantly admitted it thinks its ancient spacecraft might not return. At a press conference a sullen and emotional Controller, Todd Verniczek, explained: ‘We at the Voyager Program are ready to accept what we previously could not; that V, Voyager One, is probably not… coming back. ‘We’ve been checking the telemetry every two minutes since 2012 when V entered interstellar space for deviations in course, but...
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Nov 25, 2025 ∙ 2 min
Pie left in vehicle overnight
Despite a window sticker declaring otherwise, a driver’s lovely steak and ale pie was left in his vehicle overnight and has now been...
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Nov 21, 2025 ∙ 2 min
Microsoft launch Woid for wiseguys
Tech giant Microsoft has released a version of Word, it’s best-selling word processing software for goodfellas looking to do fancy...
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