To enter the competition sign up to our Writer's Room - and add your entry here https://newsbiscuit.proboards.com/board/5/caption-competition The closing date will be Friday night or when our Editor 'gets their arse into gear'. The winner will be selected in a frustratingly arbitrary and capricious way. The Judge’s verdict is final and has probably been influenced by bribery. Late entries will be late. The winning caption will be posted and preserved on Newsbiscuit, with the winner's name...

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Episode 64:Crypto Tortoise, Radical Veg and Emotional Support Clown https://open.spotify.com/episode/17b1qgyTvPHJ6leVKAk30G?si=WxS5qhUUTn2cujWlmAK7qQ https://youtu.be/RPyXU6FnsyA Comedy news from NewsBiscuit Featuring Guests: Dan Sweryt and Mrs Wrenfoe Host: Wrenfoe. August-Sept 2026 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/We are also listed on Sticher, Pocket Casts, Deezer, Listen Notes, Podcast Addict, Castbox, YouTube, Spotify, Apple iPlayer Podcast, Amazon Music & Anchor.