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Welcome to Ye Olde NewsBiscuit Gift Shoppe – ‘abandon cash all ye who enter’

 

Turning left down a darkened alley, you spy an old curiosity shop – brimming with strange potions and unwanted bric-a-brac.  A half-lit sign swings precariously from flaking brickwork.  The letters WO-LWO-THS are obscured by crude graffiti declaring this to be ‘NewsBiscuit, purveyor of filth and lies’.  Inside you will find all manner of oddities, authored by our NewsBiscuit team.  Some of it barely legal.  Some of it barely legible.  Please browse from our exotic wares; including well-thumbed books, novelty gizmos and a bespoke collection of c$ck rings. 

 

‘Five stars? I thought I was reviewing a toaster’ – Amazon Reviewer

 

‘Although NewsBiscuit remains proud to have been Britain’s first daily news satire website, I am forced to admit that in the years that followed, others may have come along. Yeah, those bastards totally copied my idea of copying The Onion.’ John O’Farrell

‘All true’ – D.Trump

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Our previous scribblings...

The rare - 'Isle of Wight to get Ceefax'. Available at your nearest car boot sale.

Old News

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Our annual for 2020-21

Available in Paperback and eBook.

Now available

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Classic stories from our archive

Available in Paperback, Hardback and eBook.

Coming Soon

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Our annual for 2021-22

With 100% less facts

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