Sausages, Sausages & Sausages: NewsBiscuit Podcast 42
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LOST
Weapons of Mass Destruction
Last seen 2003.
If found, please return to T.Blair c/o The Hague.
Wanted Ads
NAZI KITTENS
But they are still cute.
We also have a otter who used to work for the Krays.
Kittens
Listen to John O'Farrell on 'My Time Capsule'
We did warn you
You might want to delete your browsing history
Clickbait
SAUCY
Get your photos of Richard Dreyfuss in a hot tub
Or Dick Cheney in hot water.
Dick Pics
No, we don't know what it is either
A spray painted vitamin?
Some incredibly insensitive diversity training event?
Colour Supplement
It's all a bit shit really
Except Match of the Day and Bakeoff
Even then, I miss Alan Hansen
TV guide
NewsBiscuit's Horrorscope
It's not your fault
It's probably immigrants
Remember a happier time, when you could be as racist as you liked.
Agony Aunt
Remember them?
Instead its been two years at home with the kids
Why, God, why!?!
Holidays
Definitely hire a gardener
Or concrete over it
It is not worth the hassle
Gardening
Cheese on Toast
Just saying.
Can't beat a bit of cheese on toast.
Restaurants
Try looking out your window
Open your eyes
Yup, that's it.
Weather
Leo Sayer
The phone hasn't rung in months. Maybe now is a good time to change your agent?
John Virgo
This month you will be mostly regretting getting into bed with Jim Davidson. As did his other five wives.
Librarians
You continue to have doubts about the Dewey Decimal System. This month, Science Fiction is your category of choice.
Methadone Addicts
Now is not the time to quit.
Agoraphobics
Why not stay in? That sounds like a jolly good idea.
BMW drivers
This month why not try moderating your temper? Only joking, fill your boots!
Gemini Killers
Now is not a good time to start digging up the patio.
Tropic of Cancer
Still too hot. Seriously, whose idea was this holiday?
Anything by Andrew Lloyd Webber is dreadful
There you go, I've just saved you £50 on a ticket
You're welcome
Theatre
Nobody has any
Except the Baby Boomers
And they keep refusing to die.
Property
Probably too late to ditch them
Have you tried moving?
Why are you staying with them? It can't be just the bone marrow.
Family
Keiths
It's spelt Keir. Don't be so immature.
Philatelists
Don't worry, emails are unlikely to catch on as a thing.
Aquarians
You need a good clean. As does Prince Andrew's internet search history.
Pescatarians
Can you eat cheese? What about gluten? How many husbands can you have?