Search begins to find someone worse than Trump
The Republican Party normally has a monopoly on incompetence, but there are concerns that the well of stupidity has run dry. Said one...
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Chipchase
- 3 hours ago
Good vet gets plate of lamb cutlets back on its feet
Diners at a Liverpool Street bistro looked on in utter disbelief as a good vet got a plate of lamb cutlets back on its feet again. Hedge...
Kit Caboodle
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Caption Competition: Friday 2nd June
You can either reply to this post or reply to our Twitter/Facebook pages. The closing date for the competition will be Friday night or...
Lockjaw
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Granger
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Filthy Rich
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Fears entire Conservative front bench suffering from lockjaw
Following the latest Prime Minister’s La-La-Can’t-Hear-You Time, fears have been expressed that the entire rictus-faced Conservative...
Sully
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Kingfishers to be culled for ‘showing off’
That’s never British plumage’, an ornithologist told us. ‘British birds, like British flowers, mammals, insects and fish should be muted,...
Newsbiscuit Editorial Team
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Lego to Replace Bitcoin on sale soon
For those of you hankering after the old site, back when the left alert was actually on the left hand side, a stripling young writer...
ChrisF
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Pasty bought in train station still too hot to eat, confirms man
A Cornish pasty bought in the train station is still too bloody hot to eat, a man has confirmed. The news comes numerous failed attempts...
NewsBiscuit
- 2 days ago
Philip Schofield, Cocaine Sharks and our lawyers redacted the rest
NewsBiscuit Podcast - Episode 26: Philip Schofield, Cocaine Sharks and our lawyers redacted the rest https://youtu.be/lCobfDiLItE Comedy...
Titus
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apepper
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Government celebrate as travel delays not caused by Brexit
"This is excellent news", enthused Jacob Rees-Mogg, "Dover's at a standstill, there are three hour queues at the airports and it's simple...
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