Asylum seekers across the UK are heading for Dover in a desperate bid to return home after the government started putting them up in Travelodge hotels.

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Following the decision to produce a chatbot called Billybob, which gives only the MAGA worldview in broken English, tech developer Uberdork has announced that from now on its chatbots will be available with a range of personalities to suit all tastes.

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The Conservative Party has defended appointing a former neo-Nazi as an anti-extremism adviser, saying it was delighted to have finally recruited someone with relevant experience. “We advertised for somebody with an extensive background in extremism and his CV really stood out,” said a Conservative spokesman. “He has experience of radicalisation from the ground up and understands the sector in a way that somebody who hasn’t actually been imprisoned for antisemitic harassment s

For a good many years, the power of love has been regarded as being the gold standard in power: inspiring books, songs and motion pictures. Indeed, in light of the carbon crisis now engulfing the planet, it had been hoped that it might provide an alternative energy stream, possibly something to set alongside wind, wave and solar. We went to Sighswell C, site of a prospective Lovepower™ generation site, to find out more about this fabled engine driver. Alas, it seems that earl

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Police investigating anti-immigration disorder in Thetford say they have become increasingly concerned that many of the protesters appear to have been replaced by exactly the same woman.

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President Donald Trump has denied that the US armed forces are running out of weapons and ammunition in their fight against Iran, despite having completely defeated and then utterly destroyed the state of Iran several times, repeatedly, in the last few months. Even the US National Guard, he claimed, still has plenty of weapons, at least, enough for crucial tasks like ensuring law-and-order in confused, chaotic US states which might be in danger of failing to vote Republican

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There was some confusion this week after journalists claimed that this year’s Commonwealth Games have really put Birmingham on the map. Literal minded Reading resident Elsie Glovebox popped to check the Reader’s Digest AA Book Of The Road and found Birmingham was there, as she’d remembered it was, having looked at it many years ago when she and husband Stanley had used it when first visiting Stan’s sister Maureen who lives in King’s Heath. Maureen was asked to comment and sai