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Jim Skinz
7 hours ago
Trump: I want to buy Basingstoke
Donald Trump has announced plans to buy Basingstoke as part of his attempt to control the world. In a surprise development, the newly...


Jeremynh
10 hours ago
Lingerie models to bring Valentine's Day joy to UK's rest homes
For the tenth year running, the Lingerie Models' Outreach Club will be bringing Valentine's Day thrills to men in old folks' homes the...
deskpilot
10 hours ago


Newsbiscuit Editorial Team
11 hours ago
Tales of Olde Yarwick (& More)
Tales of Olde Yarwick (& More) The first ten stories are set in a fictional, utopian version of York aka Yarwick while the other five are...
Micca
12 hours ago


Walter Eagle
14 hours ago
Shakespeare writes to explain the delay in Boris Johnson's book about him
Verily, 'tis a melancholy tale I bear, of a scribe delayed in his task so fair. This wordsmith, once nimble of hand and of wit, now finds...

ModelMaker
14 hours ago


tacitus
15 hours ago
Musk Demands God's Resignation
Citing what he called God’s insufficient support of American president Donald Trump’s agenda, Elon Musk has sent the Supreme Being a...


Nicka
1 day ago
Man hospitalised after drinking homemade water
A Stoke man is in intensive care after consuming two cups of water he made while watching his first science documentary. The documentary,...

NewsBiscuit
1 day ago
‘Feeling a bit funny’ – now a medical term.
Health officials have agreed to reclassify a vague queasiness as a verifiable condition, and a clear sign that you need have a cup of...


BillClay
1 day ago
Statements made by Trump – Terms & Conditions
When the current US President makes a statement, either at a televised press conference, cult rally or on a secretly recorded phone call,...
Steveb
1 day ago
MrQ
1 day ago


Newsbiscuit Editorial Team
2 days ago
Tales of Olde Yarwick (& More)
Tales of Olde Yarwick (& More) The first ten stories are set in a fictional, utopian version of York aka Yarwick while the other five are...
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