Most news stories for the last month, and almost certainly for the next month, revolve around things that the Chancellor has neither ruled in, nor ruled out.

Britain's biscuit industry has today been left reeling following the government's announcement Police and Crime Commissioners will be scrapped during the current parliamentary term.

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Millions of people around the country have pledged to give up cooling their beverages for the next month and send the ice cubes to the...

Wes Streeting is touted as a natural replacement for Keir Starmer - someone we can universally despise.

'It's a special edition of Dr Who in which the doctor, played by an in-form Nigel Farage, takes on a bunch of shifty, treacherous French humanoid machines called the Garlics who want to subject Britain to European rule again.'

Campaigning is underway amongst candidates vying for the top job in British broadcasting: Suit-General of the BBC.

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Under plans drawn up by Bridgewater Town Council, motorists leaving their cars half way up a hedge will face a fine of up to £100. It is...

Reform politicians are growing 'increasingly concerned' about the low level of violence perpetrated by immigrants.