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An Italian expat who has lived in London for the last forty years has claimed that for the first time in all those years, he is no longer homesick. Said Luigi Rossi, 67, ‘Up until recently there had never been a day when I didn’t miss Italia, but things have changed. It started to feel a bit better a few years ago when you had to switch on the TV or radio to find out who was Prime Minister, but there was still something missing. Now, with people melting in the streets as the

A meticulously-maintained machine is the new target of US President Donald Trump and his mission to make everything better. According to the White House, President Trump will fix the model of reliability so that it’s the most reliable machine ever seen, whereas President Barack HUSSEIN Obama only made the machine operate like clockwork. Under the same policy, clocks that work like clockwork will also be mended. There is reportedly no need to invite any qualified organisations

Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Facing a landslide, no escape from reality Open your eyes, look up to the skies and see I'm just a To - ry, I’ll get no sympathy Because I'm easy come, easy go, rose too high, falling low Any way the wind blows doesn't really matter to me, to me Tories, I screwed it up I put a gun against your head I called election, now you’re dead Tories, my term had just begun But now I've gone and thrown it all away Tories, ooh-ooh, looks like

Experts are warning Britons about a sophisticated new scam. The scam is devastating because the financial consequences are severe for everyone, but the full impact doesn’t become clear until it’s far too late. ‘We’re called it super-bait’n’switch,’ said an infeasibly young so-called scamspert. ‘We want to tell everyone about it so that they can recognise the signs and avoid getting ripped off. ‘Here’s how the scam works. Leader A gets elected on an agreed manifesto, that ha

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Disney's bonkbuster adaptation of Jilly Cooper's Rivals has been praised by Relate, The Women's Institute and the West Midlands Sexual Health Service for its lifelike portrayal of relationships. 'I hadn't realised that if a man is smoking a cigar while demonic choir music swells around him he's probably a wrong 'un', one counsellor told us. 'Wish I'd known that before my first marriage'. 'So you're not supposed to shag your best mate's daughter?' asked one bemused viewer. 'Ne

After their success with the Strait of Hormuz, Iran said it would be happy to assist President Trump with his next humiliating U-turn. Obviously, each reflects things back slightly distorted, whether it’s the Washington Monument or the entire concept of geopolitics. And both could, in theory, be described as strategically shallow but symbolically deep. They have an alarming tendency to become the centre of global attention despite being, at heart, just… water doing very litt

A special monument dedicated to the Windrush pioneers who arrived in Britain to start a new life over 50 years ago has been deported to the Caribbean just hours after being formally unveiled at London Waterloo station. The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge joined members of the Windrush generation to mark the landmark occasion but were brushed aside by a team of Counter Terrorism Officers who cuffed the statue before bundling it into the back of an incident response vehicle and d

BBC Political correspondent Chris Mason has trademarked the inquisitive, eager, yet slightly plaintive and vulnerable stare, that he always adopts after asking a politician a question, it has been confirmed today. The trademark will give Mason exclusive rights to use his expression, both with or without a microphone extended into politicians' faces. The trademark is also thought to cover all angles of Mason leaning forward, right through to the horizontal position, and even

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that Italian leader Merloni begged be taken of them together was taken on board the Flying Dutchman, crewed by unicorns, on 19th June as they sailed through the Strait of Hormuz, carrying a cargo of invisible moonbeams to Mars. The veracity of this assertion has been immediately and irrefutably confirmed by the US president's description of it as 'FACT', evidence which as been totally accepted by the world's entire news media. Image: fotografierende - Pixabay www.newsbiscu