UN peacekeepers determine whose turn it is ‘to put out the bins'

Ukraine Strategy: the Zelensky Defence

NHS bed shortage solved as Thérèse Coffey turns up outside IKEA in a Transit

A war in Middle East is a great idea, says forgetful Vatican

"Thank goodness we live in a democracy" say Russians

'We will not hesitate to raise interest rates' says Bank of England, hesitating

Dogs escape as pound collapses

Bah, humbug! A glimpse into the future... A Carolean Christmas

Caption Competition: Friday 30th September

Submarine company goes under

Rees-Mogg assures the British public that earthquakes are perfectly safe

Kwarteng higher than a banker's bonus

Conservatives: putting the 'trick' in trickle down since 1979

When you can't see your GP

Thatcher’s ghost dictating economic policies via p*ssed medium

Tooth fairy moving onto kidneys

Sculptor goes bust

Controversial ornithologist ruffles feathers

IKEA clarifies its flat packs to not contain entire flats

Destitute Red Wall Tory voter delighted by Kwarteng’s budget