Trump considers privatising the Iran war
- Titus
- 1 minute ago
- 1 min read
President Donald Trump has denied that the US armed forces are running out of weapons and ammunition in their fight against Iran, despite having completely defeated and then utterly destroyed the state of Iran several times, repeatedly, in the last few months. Even the US National Guard, he claimed, still has plenty of weapons, at least, enough for crucial tasks like ensuring law-and-order in confused, chaotic US states which might be in danger of failing to vote Republican.
'We just thought, with all their guns, the valiant citizens of the USA might like to join in, and help our troops' suggested the President. 'Iranistanshire isn't all that far away and is easy to get to. To get there, you don't need to go through the Straits of Hormuz. No-one wants to go through the Straits of Hormuz - horrible place. No use to anyone.'
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