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WINNER


Me too- a WhatsApp from Uncle Nigel asking me to open a crypto wallet for him. sirlupus


RUNNERS UP


A Norton 360 VPN, and we're back on Porn Hub baby! custardcream

Is it weird that we can direct air strikes on Iran like this? jeremynh

Heartwarming scene as two children create cherished memories for Apple’s shareholders. fernandomando

Hey! There's instructions on this website for how to take a backpack OFF. writinginbsl

Children watch in delight as Andy Burnham announces he will give social media back to them. Arborio Mulling

Neither victim saw the runaway bus that would soon end their lives. agstilp

Does dick pic have 2 k's? granger






WINNER

Parents surprised to find Poppy's Tinder date was a little older than they had expected. tonymc


RUNNERS UP

Dave wasn't surprised that his son-in-law kept sitting in the wrong place apepper

The Johnson family could feel their adrenaline pumping like mad as they braced themselves for another dine-and-dash. sydalg

Hey, I've got a great idea ... why don't each of us sit at a different side of the table! robfalconer


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