Caption Competition 6th of November

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If I find you a lamppost are you sure you can provide a sample for my pregnancy test?

WINNER

If I find you a lamppost are you sure you can provide a sample for my pregnancy test? by robfalconer

RUNNERS UP

Sorry, I'm not drinking anything called a puppuccino by gichowdotcom

So, tell me, how long have you been living on the streets for? Can't be too long as your trainers are very white. by Wally Dug

I thought I was meeting the guy in the photo with you on the dating app. by Daveha

I remember the 50's, big Airedale dogs and white poo on the pavements by Matilda

Yes, I'm happy with doggy style. I'm a dog. by Sinnick

And the entire defence of the UK relies on these, and locking our doors?

WINNER

And the entire defence of the UK relies on these, and locking our doors? by Matilda

RUNNERS UP

So when does the hard core prawn start? by writinginbsl

I think that's all we're going to get out of them about the Mariana Trench heist by jeremynh

My God, you did it! So we just throw an old key in and it grows into a White House press secretary? by gichowdotcom

The partner swapping party neared its end, the creatures would decide who would go with who and they would leave the spare room key behind. by Matilda

Yes, Overlords, we will listen to everything you say. All praise the almighty tentacle. by WallyDug

Bring us more keys, more keys, we must have more keys by Matilda