Caption Competition: Friday 23rd January

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The closing date for the competition will be Friday night or when our Editor 'gets their arse into gear'. The winner will be selected in a frustratingly arbitrary and capricious way. The Judge’s verdict is final and has probably been influenced by bribery. Late entries will be late.

The winning caption will be posted and preserved on Newsbiscuit, with the winner's name and all the subsequent notoriety that implies.

The Rome Base-Jumping Team may have Forgotten Some Important Equipment

Winer: Sinnick

Runners-Up:

"Put the gun down, Your Holiness. We'll do whatever you say!" (JeremyNH);

"The Kimmerson family practice their 'synchronised surrender to ICE' move prior to vacationing in the US." (FlashArry).

Woman Coughs Up Entire Dog.

Winner: MrQ

Runners-Up:

"Reform launch their youth wing." (AdrianBamforth)

"I'm going to own up. You didn't sleep a wink because I put a pea under your mattress. On the plus side, you are a real princess." (Deskpilot).