Caption Competition 31st July 2026

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Scientists at the Albert Hall discover evidence of Hitler’s last visit

WINNER

Scientists at the Albert Hall discover evidence of Hitler’s last visit  fernandomando

RUNNERS UP

Researchers prove Paul Hollywood’s sourdough starter has become self-aware fernandomando

Scientists try to find a way to put the President's brain back in again robfalconer

Isle of Wight scientists create cultural dessert fernandomando

Sue and Jenny compare urine samples as they deny any mental issues from sharing an igloo.

WINNER

Sue and Jenny compare urine samples as they deny any mental issues from sharing an igloo. apepper

RUNNERS UP

Arctic bar ‘The Cheeky Penguin’ now serving urine at minus 40 degrees centigrade. fernandomando

You mean we're not supposed to sit in front of the fridge with the door open all day? robfalconer

The first bushtucker trial on Svalbard was to drink each other's urine. You'll be surprised at what happens next. Sinnick

Delegates share a joke at the global warming deniers convention. adrianbamforth

The support group for people who think the thermostat should never exceed 16°C was, predictably, a warm and friendly affair. fernandomando