Caption Competition 21st of August

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"Deliverance"? Nope. Can't say I have seen it. Why d'ya ask?

WINNER

"Deliverance"? Nope. Can't say I have seen it. Why d'ya ask? by crunchcream

RUNNERS UP

The Ray Mears Appreciation Society was small but dedicated by sirlupus

Geoff and Steve look back on when the argument about "who gets to wear the hat" started by apepper

So you used to work for the Wagner Group too? by Sinnick

Who needs Grindr when you can just walk up and introduce yourself? by sydalg

I pinky swear I won't come back here without you and dig up the money we just buried. by custardcream

If we retrace our steps, we'll find your sunglasses, Jane - they can't be far away

WINNER

If we retrace our steps, we'll find your sunglasses, Jane - they can't be far away by Sinnick

RUNNERS UP

Like Samsung, Google Maps also now has a 'fold' version by robfalconer

And this is where your hat blew off, Debbie by robfalconer

Jane and Sophie hide their concern that the guide is reading the back of the map by apepper

After visiting the Dingo Baby site, we'll go to the Backpacker Murder location, and then the Bodies in Barrels site by Sinnick

Little did Dave know that Deb and Cathy were looking for a remote spot where they could cook and eat him. by sydalg

Reform campaign team set out to help Farage locate Clacton in time for by election. by greengrocer

If only we had our phones ,we could find out how these map things work. by tonymc