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Compensation for spurious compensation claims

A man was today encouraged to claim compensation for having once been lured into making a spurious compensation claim.

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Only the Lib Dems can win here

Lib Dem campaigners have descended on the Vatican with their familiar orange placards. ‘Only the Lib Dems can win here’

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MPs condemn the existence of Rap

'Guns don't kill people. Rappers do.' confirms Parliamentary Committee

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Assisted Suicide to be combined with Epstein Witness List

Security Services to put the 'Assisted' into Assisted Suicide

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Caption Competition: Friday 2nd May

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The Dark Lord Denies Eating Papa Smurf.

Winner: MrQ Runners-Up: "New pope offers a "breath of rancid air."" (Sirlupus); "Vatican City submits surprise Eurovision entry."...

Pope Seen Fighting a Bear up a Tree Over a Roll of Toilet Paper

Winner: Lockjaw Runners-Up: "Son, I don't know how the car got up there either." (FlashArry); "So this is where you sold the cow and...

Spanish Electricians assessing current situation

Just-Stop-Electricity protesters claim massive success for their Iberian campaign

Computer attack on scrumpy firm "was work of cider-terrorists"

UK sees hottest April since the last hot April

Spain power cut mystery - public kept in the dark

Pope shortage offers brief masturbation window for Catholics

TV coverage of new Pope’s inauguration to be on Papal View

Vatican Nun was chaste all the time Francis was Pope

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Canada elects Carney as Prime Minister

The Trump movie collection

An even duller day for Spanish train spotters than usual

Ex-pats in Spain, lament the lack of real ale drawn by hand pumps

Tory MP told he cannot take sombrero into Commons

The Speaker of the House of Commons has told a Conservative MP he cannot take his sombrero into the House during late night sittings. The...

Musk bans anyone who disagrees with his free speech policy from Twitter

Elon Musk has announced that he has started to take control at Twitter by banning any user who disagrees with his free speech policy....

Putin looking at moving to a Bungalow

Due to the recent defenestration outbreak in Russian and surrounding Oligarch properties, Putin was seen leafing through single story...

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