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Apr 12, 2026 ∙ 1 min
Johnson only visited Kyiv to scope out local tax laws
Boris Johnson recently visited Ukraine to determine its suitability as somewhere for Tory cabinet ministers and their spouses to be domiciled but obviously not to live. Tory intern Henry Hootington-Hurst said 'The Channel and Cayman Islands are a bit passé these days. For elite tax dodging, you've got to start hitting war zones. If you get caught, you disguise it as a photo op with a younger, more charismatic, more popular leader and donate them some weapons.' 'Alternatively you can throw a...
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Apr 6, 2026 ∙ 1 min
Trump: 'Open the Straits of Hormuz or I'll thkweam and thkweam until I'm thick'
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Apr 3, 2026 ∙ 2 min
Tories to fully fund Tory Conversion Therapy
Having abandoned abandoning conversion therapy in the UK, the government aims to convert conversion therapy into Tory conversion therapy. The magic money tree will be shaken hard enough to allow the programme to roll out immediately and nationwide, especially in marginal constituencies. Tory strategist Clementine Carruthers said: ‘When you are responsible for as much sleaze, unnecessary suffering and death as we are, how else do you ensure a Conservative landslide at a general election? Apart...
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