Caption Competition: Friday 2nd January

For Christmas, you get two weeks to caption this slightly disturbing picture of Santa and some unhappy children.

The Comments Section is currently closed. Please wend your way to Facebook https://www.facebook.com/NewsBiscuit to enter.

The closing date for the competition will be Friday 2nd January, or when our Editor 'gets their arse into gear'. The winner will be selected in a frustratingly arbitrary and capricious way. The Judge’s verdict is final and has probably been influenced by bribery. Late entries will be late.

The winning caption will be posted and preserved on Newsbiscuit, with the winner's name and all the subsequent notoriety that implies.