US troops in Germany glad to be going home
There are 36,000 US troops in Germany and Donald Trump is cutting that number by 5,000. We spoke to some GIs about the plan. 'It'll be great to get home,' said Dwayne Lydd. 'The beer here tastes awful and not like Bud Lite at all. Although I must admit that the beer glasses are a good size. The sausages are not like proper hot dogs, all big and chewy. I think there's way too much meat on them. And European mustard is all wrong and too hot. So it will be good to get hom
World stares in wonder at May's full moron
People around the world have been staring in wonder at this month's display of Donald Trump going full moron. "It was amazing!" said one White House observer. "The German Chancellor said something true about his piss-poor war strategy against Iran and then Trump's psyche waxed to full moron size and he ordered 5,000 troops to be withdrawn from the country. "Trump normally expands to full moron mode about about once every month, normally coinciding with the full moon - which h
