USA shows restraint by bombing rather than eating schoolgirl
The latest Gulf War is all about a growth mindset and controlling our Epstein urges. Said a psychologist: 'I'm really proud of the valuable work the US has done, an illegal war of agression is such a step forward from satanic pizza parties.' One US General boasted: 'Current casualities are ratio of 1 soldier to every 50 girls. We're clearly winning the war on schoolgirls. If we knuckle down Iran will run out of kids, long before we run out of cannon fodder.' President Trump w
US resort to shooting down their own planes
In the absence of RAF planes operating in the region, the US have resorted to shooting their own planes down. 'As a matter of principle we prefer to shoot down Allied aircraft, but with only Israel taking part it's difficult. We wouldn't dare shooting down one of Bibi's,' said a US spokesman. 'We're hopeful the UK will join us soon, as we're running out of our own planes to down,' he added.
