Labour introduces dynamic policymaking
Following the success of dynamic pricing, for example in the recent sales of tickets to Oasis gigs, the Labour Party has announced it’s...
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£22bn blackhole caused by your Nan using the big light
Alexei Sayle once said: 'Austerity is the idea that the global financial crash of 2008 was caused by there being too many libraries in...
Plan to reduce prison population by making it legal to nick stuff only wealthy people can afford
An ingenious plan to reduce the number of prisoners incarcerated in British jails has been suggested, whereby it would become perfectly...
Property boss who wouldn't spring extra £200k for safe cladding blew twice that in hand of Poker
A filthy rich property magnate who owns a high rise development is stubbornly refusing to sign off on slightly more expensive cladding...
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Shergar Found Under Leicester Pub Car Park.
Winner: Dick Everyman Runners-Up: ".. and I hope you enjoyed your visit as much as I did." (Sinnick); "Harry couldn't get human skulls...
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Warning Issued to Ramblers Following Spate of Attacks by Feral Toddlers.
Winner: Dick Everyman Runners-Up: ""Your last dad joke was even cornea than the one before."" (Modelmaker); "CBBC presents 'Equus'."...
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Beyoncé Shares, Phantom Goals & Poo-seum: NewsBiscuit Podcast 41
Comedy news from NewsBiscuit Featuring Guests: Sketchly & Dan Sweryt https://youtu.be/RTsg58Em8is https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show...
Hopkins splits from Mail due to ‘artistic differences’.
Broadcaster and professional bear-baiter, Katie Hopkins has left the MailOnline in order to spend more time with her family of winged...
Captain Tom must do laps of his garden 24/7 to fully fund the NHS.
With the gap in hospital funding said to run into billions, Captain Tom will need spend his whole time competing in track and field...