Surprise move by Iran
In an unexpected development in the US- Iran stand off, Iran has drained the Strait of Hormuz. Shortly before dawn millions of Iranians ran into the water, filled buckets and bottles and ran back to shore. Many large ships are now touching the bottom of the Strait, risking their hulls and cargoes, and frustrating America's largely imaginary Operation Freedom. Iran says that it has put the water in a safe place, where the pig-dog capitalist idiots will never find it, adding th
Polanski once said “I’ll just be a minute” but actually took longer
Reports are emerging that crazy extremist Zack Polanski, who has the gall to lead a political party that might do well in yesterday’s elections, once told someone “I’ll just be a minute” but actually took longer. A piece in today’s Timesegraph quotes an unnamed source saying “We were going for a drink after work, and he quite clearly said ‘I’ll just be a minute’. So I waited, but in the event he took more than two minutes - almost three, in fact. ”I’m not in any way a bitter,
