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Sue Gray concludes: It's not a party without a conga line

The investigation proved that it was impossible to have a party without streamers and at least one girl crying on a staircase, mumbling...

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Cost of living crisis - PM and Chancellor are both on the same page

It's being reported by Downing Street, that although the PM and the Chancellor had previously disagreed about a windfall tax on energy...

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Kurt Zouma's cat 'taking it one game at a time'

'Our boy took one Hell of a beating' said Tiddles, captain of the Feline Wanderers, 'but it's a game of two halves innit and after givin'...

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Sue Gray report to focus on occasions where there were no parties at Number 10

Sue Gray has announced that her report is into lockdown parties at 10 Downing Street is going to be considerably shorter than expected,...

Caption Competition: Friday 27th May

You can either reply to this post or reply to our Twitter/Facebook pages. The closing date for the competition will be Friday night or...

Cost of Living Crisis: Brits Forced to Eat Plastic Beer Cups to Survive.

Winner: sirlupus Runners-Up: "Man with beer glass growing out of face too shy to talk to woman with flag growing out of head." (sydalg);...

Treasury Reveals Crack Unit to Tackle Cost of Living Crisis.

Winner: jimskinz Runners-Up: "Lib Dem / Conservative alliance back on as coalition manifesto published by top experts in their field"...

#ColUmbro and #CherLochHomes - the next celebrity whodunnit trials revealed

As the WagathaChristie case comes towards an end, Tabloid sub-editors are already hoping for further pun-fest celebrity libel trials with...

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China and South Korea agree to have North Korea ‘sectioned’

Neighbours have described South Korea as having all the self-awareness of a clown on a trike. Initially this will involve chasing Kim...

Woman refuses to give birth in Primark

As her waters broke, cervix dilated and her 25%-off voucher expired, the unnamed lady dragged herself away from the lure of a sale on...

Your herpes enjoyed Glastonbury almost as much as you did

As you, bleary-eyed, regale your fellow office workers with tales of exotic debauchery, trench-foot, food-poisoning or the wind in your...

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