Consumers 'relieved' that Shell has weathered the financial storm
Consumers across the globe are sighing with relief at the results posted by Shell today
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W*nk bank interest rates increased
The w@nk bank, a service used by a large number of males, has informed its customers that interest rates are rising, effective immediately
Number of children sad about strikes, officially at zero
Evidence is mounting that schoolchildren actually like a day off
Hospital beds will be self assembly, says government
The £1 billion package to provide beds and ambulances will see MFI refloated
Caption Competition: Friday 3rd February
You can either reply to this post or reply to our Twitter/Facebook pages. The closing date for the competition will be Friday night or...
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Tony Hawks Rues the Day he Mocked the Mysterious Gypsy Woman.
Winner: Martyn Casserly Runners-Up: "The long walk back from the taxidermist…" (McDabble); ""Follow that mouse!" snaps first customer of...
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Colin Suspected that the Increasingly Bizarre Tests Weren't Relevant to his Mortgage Application.
Winner: Desk Pilot Runners-Up: "Man tries out unique way to test ambulance response time." (Modelmaker); "Bull escape thwarted by...
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Your February Horoscope, by Toxic Meg
Aries: Mars in your 7th house indicates you will give a presentation at work which will go well. Unfortunately, you’ll realise later that...
Call for ministers to offer 24/7 dumb-f$ckery
Data suggests a sharp decline in moronic decisions from Saturday to Sunday, leading to unsustainable levels of happiness throughout the...
Multiple wives do not lead to multiple orgasms
With a population 63% Mormon, Utah State has been declared a turn off, bringing in legislation to restrict pornography. A Church official...
Nation celebrates 90yrs of forelock tugging
Her Majesty, resplendent in an 'I'm 90' badge and matching tiara, went out to survey her grovelling Proles. With a spryness that belied...
