Unions' Christmas charity single - The Twelve Days of Staggered Walkouts
Union reps and the workers they represent will record a modern version of a Christmas classic. Here's the words to sing along!
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Parents steeling themselves for school Christmas plays
Dazzlingly awful children's Christmas plays are being rehearsed just as parents rehearse their lies about how good the play was.
Government agrees to allow people to dream - grudgingly
A government spokesperson stated today that the government agrees it has run roughshod over the aspirations of the population.
Ian Blackford quits SNP role for Dancing on Ice
Blackford will don a sparkly tartan unitard and is already mentally gearing up for a juicy affair with his skating partner.
Mercedes Bends.
Winner: Heff Runners-Up: "New James Bond revealed to be Sarah from Woking." (Clare); "After 3 hours, Lucy really regretted trying to...
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Nigella’s ‘Experiments with Cock’ to be Aired After 9 O’Clock Watershed.
Winner: Dick Everyman Runners-Up: "At the new trendy but pricey health food bistro, a bird in the hand was worth only one kale, avocado...
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Alex Wondered if This Was a Bit Too Much for the Dog's Birthday.
Winner: Flash Arry Runners-Up: "The DJs replaced their usual set of House, Garage and Jungle with Manor, Stable Block and Manicured...
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NewsBiscuit Podcast 20: Peeping Tom, Kidney Stones & Wayne Rooney's Willy
Episode 20: Peeping Tom, Kidney Stones & Wayne Rooney's Willy Featuring Guests: Chris F, Tim, SparklyBob & Paul L NewsBiscuit Podcast 20:...
