Trump invoices Iran for US war costs
President Trump has demanded five billion dollars from Iran 'on account', until the war is over and the final bill can be calculated. A White House official explained. 'Iran has forced the US to incur massive costs in staff, expenses and munitions. All of these costs could have been avoided if Iran had just surrendered unconditionally at the outset. So it's only fair and reasonable that Iran should reimburse all our costs. We can take cash, or oil. Or we could take payment in
Starmer to deploy very strict regulations to the Middle East
"I regret to say that HMS Puff the Magic Dragon is not yet ready to sail to the Eastern Mediterranean,' Sir Keir Starmer told the nation in a prime ministerial broadcast, 'preferring to live by the sea in a land called Honah Lee - otherwise known as Portsmouth. 'So instead, we will be sending to the war zone a set of very strict rules and regulations. 'In the event of the Islamic Revolution Guard Corps launching missiles on RAF Akrotiri in Cyprus or the Mall of the Emirates i





















