Trump likes winners – so he backs Coronavirus.

In a bold move, the President said he will support the clear success stories of 2020; this includes Poverty, War, plus Covid-20, the slimline Covid-21 and the i-Covid. More specifically, the $400m earmarked for the World Health Organisation will now go to help the spread of Covid-19, which is soon to become the USA’s major export.

Mr. Trump is convinced the Coronavirus can help kick-start the US economy, making it a world leader in deaths – a title previously held by the Pentagon. Rather than see the virus as the enemy, the President is convinced that the spread of a deadly infection can help Republicans – after all, it worked for Fox News. Meanwhile, the Coronavirus said it looked forward to partnership with Trump, describing it as a match made in heaven – which is probably where we will all end up.