The U.S. space agency is reportedly disappointed with the first images it received from the Perseverance Rover this week. [read...]
Tesla’s boss has seen his fortune shrink from an ‘insanely, disgustingly, uber number of bajillions’ to just a mere disgusting number of bajillions. [read...]
As with any journey, the kids aren’t interested in the road map. They just want to get to the destination. [read...]
After unlawfully failing to publish details of coronavirus-related contracts worth billions, and the High Court ruling Matt Hancock failed to comply with the law, the government have commissioned a statue of the health secretary to be toppled with immediate effect. [read...]
Conservative Canine group, Bow-wow, has demanded an extraordinary inquiry into the behind-the-scenes power of Boris Johnson’s Downing Street cat – branding it “pussyism”. Larry the Cat appears to enjoy huge influence in the hiring-and-firing of No 10 staff and in policy making, [read...]
Due to coastal erosion and leakage on Gloucester border, Wales has shrunk from its traditional dimensions, thus becoming an area the size of less than Wales. Instead, Slovenia will now become the standard International Measurement for ‘an area that sounds quite shockingly large but is actually quite small’. [read...]
The Chinese state World Health Organisation has released its findings into the origins of the coronavirus.
Reading from a sheet prepared for him by President Xi Jinping, blindfolded Who mission chief, Peter Ben Embarek, [read...]