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Trump’s niece makes startling new claim that her uncle is a drag queen
Mary Trump, the niece of the Supreme Leader of the USA, has made another devastating claim about him in her new book. [read...]
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Dogging sites to re-open in England
Announcing that the coronavirus was ‘on the run’, Prime Minister Boris Johnson today announced that brothels, [read...]
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2009 Labour ‘Future Jobs Fund’ scheme crayoned over with Rishi’s Kickstart Skeem
Chancellor of the Exchequer, Rishi Sunak, has had his crayons out and under the rainbow and ladybird scribbles are documents from Labour which were scrapped by David Cameron and now shamelessly resurrected as Conservative brilliance. [read...]
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Government to clap for hospital car parking charges
The Prime Minister has said we need to show our appreciation for the unsung heroes of lockdown, those who are profiteering from the suffering of others; such as putting James Corden in a film. Clap for the embezzlers, [read...]
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Care homes to blame for The Gunpowder Plot, WW2 and John Lennon leaving Cynthia
Boris Johnson has produced more examples of care home incompetence, following his allegations that the spread of Covid-19 is all their fault, as none of them would know what a face mask is if it fell on their heads. [read...]
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Homeowners to receive £5K if they pretend Tories have done a good job with Covid-19
Hundreds of thousands of homeowners across England are set to receive vouchers of up to £5K if they are willing to pretend that the government have done a great job tackling the Coronavirus, with the most sceptical receiving an additional £5k to help them overcome their cynicism. [read...]
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Hidden Satanic messages found in Boris’ press briefings when played backwards
Sound technicians at the BBC have discovered alarming messages in the tapes of Boris’ Downing Street press briefings. The taped recordings, which are then digitised, regularly appear in the official audio streaming top ten charts, [read...]
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BBC launch “David Starkey takes a knee”
The BBC has placed its summer ratings hopes on a new audience participation gameshow, as the new TV schedules were announced today. In ‘David Starkey takes a Knee’, eager members of the public and a roster of celebrities no one has heard of take it in turns to knee the much loved controversialist in the… [read...]