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Mark Field perfects Heimlich manoeuvre

Medical professionals have applauded MP Mark Field’s valiant man-handling of a Greenpeace protestor, using his best Sith-Lord throat-massage. The Foreign Office minister’s life-saving procedure, involved smashing the young woman against a pillar and bruising her shoulders and arms – or an act of ‘rumpy pumpy’ as Boris Johnson calls it. [read...]

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