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Just the small issue of total disagreement in the way of Brexit, says May
Theresa May announced today a very optimistic and upbeat evaluation of the Brexit talks. ‘The only thing to agree about now is the degree of disagreement between us, [read...]
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Shock as Dido announces 2019 world tour without Aeneas
In a move that’s stunned the music business it has just been announced today that Dido will play a 27 date solo world tour next year without long-time stage partner Aeneas. [read...]
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Stan Lee to be brought back for Stan Lee II
Regardless of dying, at the ripe old age of 95, movie executives already have plans afoot to resurrect Stan Lee, [read...]
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Brexit deal ‘makes EU write rules for our benefit’ says May
In a landmark deal struck with the EU, Theresa May has reduced the European Union into a virtual vassal state, she announced today. ‘We no longer need to spend millions creating rules and regulations, the EU will do that for us, [read...]
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Cabinet endure all-night sofa negotiations as DFS Christmas deadline looms
Theresa May’s cabinet have been embroiled in all-night negotiations this week to submit the final design for the new cabinet room sofa before the DFS Christmas deadline. A Junior Minister for Soft Furnishings explained, “Everyone wants something different. [read...]
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Planet Earth expresses relief at falling fertility rates
Responding to reports of falling fertility rates across the human population, Planet Earth said it was “overjoyed and relieved” at the news, adding that it was “long overdue.” “Out of all of my tenants, humans are easily the worst,” lamented the planet. [read...]
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Iceland ditch ‘too political’ Christmas ad for dubbed Lib Dem broadcast
High-street frozen food retailing nation Iceland have had their Christmas ad banned for being too political leaving them to negotiate with the Lib Dems to use a dubbed party political broadcast. Iceland Marketing exec, Trevor Taylor explains, [read...]
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MPs demand Theresa May releases her Letter to Santa
MPs from across the political divide have insisted that the Prime Minister reveal to them, and the general public, what she really wants for Christmas. All political persuasions, whether DUP, Remain or Leave campaigners, or even Peoples’ [read...]