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Swinson fails in legal bid to join ‘I’m a Celebrity…’
The SNP and the Lib Dems have been unsuccessful in getting Jo Swinson a spot on Hollyoaks, [read...]
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Piers Morgan hired by The Queen to defend against media intrusion
It has been announced today that as a result of recent bad publicity caused by ill-advised and self-inflicted media exposure, [read...]
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Hancock tells voters: ‘Blame Britain’s current woes on Clement Attlee’
In an extraordinary claim made during an appearance at a hustings meeting in Newmarket, Health Minister Matt Hancock, [read...]
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Corbyn offers CBI free rhubarb from his allotment
Leaders of the major parties made their pitch to big business; with the Tories offering ‘free Wi-Fi for billionaires’, Labour demanding ‘free Nelson Mandela’ and the Lib Dems touting ‘free tickets to Disneyland, Paris’. Not to be outdone, [read...]
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Grand Old Duke of York ‘cannot remember 10,000 men, or hill’
‘I do have a recollection of an incline, that is certain’, recalled the Duke of York, speaking to Newsnight about the number of staff he had and how they were deployed. ‘As a member of the royal family we come into daily contact with anything from a gentle slope to a steep escarpment, [read...]
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Prince Andrew’s Book, “An Excuse For Anything”, Released In Time For Christmas
Following his interview on BBC’s Newsnight, judged by reviewers of public relation weaseling as ‘almost as believable as a Trump tweet’, Prince Andrew has released his new book just in time for the Christmas rush. [read...]
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Royal subjects take strain, as Kate takes their train
Fellow passengers on the 3.20 from Norwich to London were delighted today when they were joined by Her Royal Highness the Duchess of Cambridge as she travelled up from her Norfolk home to meet some ex school friends for a few beers and a curry. [read...]
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Thousands of kids traumatised after launch of 2019 John Lewis Christmas ad
Red-faced executives at John Lewis are back-peddling as quickly as they can today after this year’s much-anticipated Christmas advert has quickly become a PR disaster. The two-minute plus mini-movie featuring a dragon called Excitable Edgar, [read...]