"So, if you just sign here, we can whip Gran over to Dignitas on the next flight"

Winner: Lockjaw

Runners-Up:

The management consultants worked hard on getting the words ‘paradigm’ and ‘synergy’ into their client company’s new Mission Statement. (Midfield Diamond);

"...so you see, it's a conjunction, or joining, of the words 'man', and 'explain'." (Adrian Bamforth)