Winner: Lockjaw
Runners-Up:
The management consultants worked hard on getting the words ‘paradigm’ and ‘synergy’ into their client company’s new Mission Statement. (Midfield Diamond);
"...so you see, it's a conjunction, or joining, of the words 'man', and 'explain'." (Adrian Bamforth)
Martin secretly fumes when colleagues try to "help" him with the cryptic crossword.
Post Office managent meet with their lawyers to decide which lie to tell next.
Glass half full stumps philosophers