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Labour to nationalize The Simpson's mono-rail

A spokeswoman insisted Starmer could be trusted to keep his pledge - unlike all the other times: 'We will 100% nationalize. Apart from existing franchises. So lets call it 50%. A 50% guarantee. Apart from the rolling stock. Not the rolling stock. Obviously. So 25%. 25%. That's it. And the dividends. We'll still be paying shareholders. We can't not do that. Are you mad? So 1%. Not to be sniffed at. 1% and that's my last offer. 1% is not nothing. But its pretty close.'

Asked if they would meet staff's pay demands.

'Yeah, they can f$ck off.'

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