Biblical Guideline for Ministers of Energy and Renewables (Millibrand)
- rowly
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Verily, his name shall be called thrice upon nought upon the fraction bearing fruitful of the beating of the hand upon the firmer flesh. And his wrist will cry out, as an ankle after many leagues of travel.
But in his forthcoming there shall not be substance, but rather the Pestilence that festers forth upon dark shadows in every corner of the land,
The Sun now declineth to set behind him, lest even bearing his shadow to some greater distance would invite The Commons of joint darker forces.
Yet he would sell unto others, both the shining of the Sun and the blowing of the wind as if they were his own and laying them forth before the good people of the land in exchange for their pieces of silver.
Yet, even in his wisdom, he wasteth the chiselings of such silver coin and turn into soil, from the very flesh of the cloven hoof twixt two bountiful layers of the oven borne mana from the grain of the land itself, being also the fruit of the both sun and the wind thereof, and henceforth should even his own tongue and that of his spouse also become thus cloven
PSalms 10;2-7
CC to Shadow (smirk) Minister for Renewables.