Young, low paid immigrants identified as NHS bed blocking cause
- Throngsman
- 3 hours ago
- 1 min read
The government has worked out that the bed blocking situation in the NHS, where old people who are medically as fit as the NHS can make them, is down to young immigrants working in the care system.
'It's obvious,' said a government spokesman today, 'all these Indian, Pakistani, African, assorted other dark-hued people sneaking in without a degree to their name changing Tena pads, helping incontinent folk to the toilet, doling out meals, pills and hope to countless old people for minimum wage are the problem, not the forty percent of government payments going to private equity shareholders as previously thought, is the root cause of the NHS problems.'
Asked if Brexit, and the consequent loss of qualified, often degree qualified, personnel from across the English Channel, now apparently named the Gulf of France, has created the problem the government spokesman disagreed but stopped the interview to intervene in a fire that had occurred in the Prime Minister's trousers after he sought clarification on the policy.