With the news that the hero who put his life in danger in the Huntington attack is a Muslim Algerian immigrant, Reform Ltd has stated it will have a policy of 'true British heroes only' when they come to power.

Well Deskpilot has done it again with a very creditable 42. SimonJJames has given Desky a good run for his money, but just fell shy. All the links, the one-liners and the cartoon of the month below as usual Front Page, News in Brief and Features apepper Chancellor astonishes country after saying Brexit has harmed economy billclay Army relieved that Andrew is no longer Duke of York Betfred holds 7,500 hostages over tax freedom demands EA Games bought by Saudi Investment Group.....it'll be...

'I knew Trump had ordered some modifications,' said a US government spokesman, 'but I hadn't anticipated him listing the Whitehouse for sale'.  The Rightmove listing describes the building as being 'ripe for updating' and 'suitable for a keen DIYer'.  The listing asks for offers in the region of '$20 billion' and says 'Bitcoin preferred'. 'It's suffered some structural damage in recent days,' noted an estate agent, 'but it's recently had an updated patio area.  The internal decor is...