Newsbiscuit Writer of the Month September 2025
- Throngsman
- 1 hour ago
- 7 min read
Another great month and Desky has done it again, however SimonJJames has given him a good run for his money. Eppy and jeremynh haven't been too shabby and I'd have to look back but I think Titus had his best month in a long time, possibly ever. Well done to all of the above and everyone else who were published this month.
As usual all the links to the subs below the leaderboard, followed by this month's Cartoon of the Month and last, but definitely not least, the full list of one-line headline gags
Front Page, News in Brief and Features
billclay
Bobski
cara
Danny Soz
DavidH
Deskpilot
eppursimuove
ian searle
jeremynh
kman3609
Lockjaw
Midfield Diamond
Modelmaker
Newsbiscuit Editorial Team
Sarah Tipper
scribbles
simonjjames
Sir Lupus
sketchedbyboz
SteveB
stewartbarclay
Sully
Throngsman
Titus
Wrenfoe
Cartoon of the month goes to Deskpilot with Post Office investigators clearing old sorting office hopeful that they've found Shergar
Headlines
Adrian Bamforth
Cricket legend had a good innings
Adrian Bamforth
Your Party expels Jeremy Corbyn for being too right wing
ashbery
MPs warned of the dangers of poor attendance following summer holidays
bigbadbob
Record breaking pole-vaulter keeps raising the bar
Triple jumper’s performance coming on in leaps and bounds
Bobski
200 years of rail travel celebrations delayed
Tony Blair is not the Messiah - he's a very naughty boy
UK offers Jimmy Kimmell asylum under "One out, one in" agreement
cara
People Awaiting ADHD Diagnosis to be Given Even More Admin to Complete
Deskpilot
Abseiler lets himself down while learning the ropes
Asylum Hotel in Epping submits planning application for two new wings
Brighton very handy for my constituency, says Rayner
Donald Trump diagnosed with swollen ego
Gatwich gets second runway. Isle of Wight gets second Subway
Gregg Wallace cooks up legal claim against BBC
Israel complains Eurovision voting is rigged
Labour to become the official opposition party
MPs join tube workers to demand 32 hour week
Netanyahu wakes up with a Banksy tattooed on his forehead
Rayner admits tax fiddle and joins the Tories
Red Bull gives you.....eighty million quid
Snowdon mountain railway scraps peak fares
Starmer reflects that, as PM, you're very much a sausage to fortune
Trump cements his authority over Portland
Trump denies that his Mum took Tylenol
Trump imposes $100,000 tariff on foreign golfers
dominic_mcg
Digital ID protestor still using his Tesco Clubcard
eppursimuove
Harry won’t see his father, but will meet the King
Granger
Sundance loses its best Kid
ian searle
Hedgehog Hospital faces spike in demand
Silhouette artists threaten to publish more profiles online
Tony Blair in discussions to run transitional UK authority
jeremynh
Trump to deport Europe's Ryder Cup team for beating US
jim Skinz
Downton Abbey movie slammed by critics because 'something actually happens in it'
joe
Graham crosses the Line-han
kman3609
Early birds starve, due to tardy worms
Flawless refereeing performance forces manager to take accountability for loss
Footballer fails medical after feigning injury
Historian claims Manchester United used to be good at football
Londoners turn to fake sick notes, in the face of tube strikes
Mrs Brown's Boys projected onto Windsor Castle, to deter protestors
Lockjaw
Britain's defiant response to Beijing military parade
Herpetologist and gene editor accused of creating fake newts
mcdabble
Failing rock star takes a long haired look in the mirror
Man in pub still unhappy about Palestine Action arrests
Man who invaded Iraq ideal for Gaza boss, says US
Mandelson pals all realise they weren't his best pal
Not Your Party after all
People smugglers offering season tickets
Reeves to raise money and reduce migrants by taxing RNLI
Reform to hold asylum seekers in sinkholes
Sex offender spotted on the grounds of Windsor Castle
The Left is splitting. Starmer fine; he's not on the left
Trump vows to defend allies WITH CAPITAL LETTERS if required
US Govt skeptical as science links fake tan to narcissism
World in shock as Portugal in the news
mick turate
Police admit blunder but agree that lessons won't be learned
Modelmaker
Farage reshuffles Reform UK party, but still ends up with a pack of jokers
Green leader 'Naive and lacking experience'
Lammy appointed Minister without portfolio of properties
Masterchef newcomer says his meat and two veg is superior to Gregg Wallace’s
Reform says facial reconstruction of 900-year old female skull looks a bit trans
Sales boost for black Armani ties
Trump confident of peace in Gaza, as he flogs Israel more weapons
MrQ
Headline length restrictions lead to annoyingly incomplete headlin
Teenager refuses to recognise his bedroom as a state
rowly
BBC pledges to end use of Roman Numerals by end of MMXXVIX
Sales of "Robinson Croeso" have tripled in Wales
'Very Fond of you' note from Mandelson, could be reason for Epstein suicide
santosh
The size of the far right rally indicates the increasing number of England's incels
simonjjames
New James Bond could be a Labubu, says Amazon Studios
sinnick
Dickie Bird: Over and Out
sketchly
Man being chased by taxidermists regrets playing dead
SteveB
Democracy dead, Trump critical
French snatch British world record, achieving 5 Prime Ministers in just 2 years
Throngsman
Labour says it's Comms leader has resigned six week ago
Titus
Cash-strapped Alpine Nuns-on-the-Run now seek film contract
Donald Trump starts planning his coronation
Mandelson protests he only befriended WEALTHY paedophiles
Outrage as male non-northerner seeks deputy Labour leadership
Recent Jaguar advert featuring no cars at all was strangely prescient
Red Moon inspires Corbyn's new party's name - Lunatics
Split developing between 'Corbyn Party' & 'New Corbyn Party'
'The bible says it's sinful for women to take painkillers' says Trump
Trump excited to have eaten a Big Mac off a gold plate
Zelenskyy tells Netanyahu that Hamas are hiding on Russian side of border with Ukraine
tonymc
All US medicines banned except Trumpernol
BBC insists public want new town named Farageville
Failed politician Dorres joins fringe politician Farage
Farage gets BBC parking space and a key to the executive toilets
Harry visits Ukraine while Wills arranges his sock drawer
Kirk killer probably a lefty trans Muslim single mother
Rosary rattling child beaters holed up in convent hideout
Scammers admit new IDs might take 10 minutes to hack
UK media say British far right are much nicer than the nazis
